Jihad Universe 1.0
Jihad Universe 2.0 stories
Barney: The Babysitter
by Alex Bellinghausen.
Untitled essay by Jamal Qureshi.
Untitled essay by Shahrazad.
DragonFyr's Pronunciation on the State of the World and Happy Stuff (In Swahili with English subtitles), by Dan Jones
Barney vs. Individualism, by Terrell Henry.
Education, Commercialism and Barney, by Terrell Henry.
Barnee and the Antagonist, by Jeff Verzak.
"Barney & Friends" vs. "Sesame Street," A Comparison, by Aimee Yermish.
Untitled Essay by Amanda Van Rhyn.
The following works of creative fiction are in no way meant to represent nor misrepresent the Lyons Partnership, L.P., or their property Barney® the Purple Dinosaur or any other intellectual properties of the aforementioned Partnership, implicitly or explicitly. The fictional, demonic entity referred to as "B'harnii", "B'harne" and other nomenclature, only loosely based on the Barney® property, is not meant to represent nor tarnish the reputation of the Barney® property. Any potential use of the Barney® name falls within "fair use" as provided by 17 USC 1 § 107.
Warning: This section may contain descriptions of violence. Reader discretion is advised. As always, the Jihad does not condone Real Life violence against the Barney® characters, or any other living being.
The tales of the Jihad Universe aren't always told in huge, multi-part Operations. Sometimes, the (relatively) smaller end of the scale is needed in order to tell the story. Most of these have only one or two authors, and can be read in less than a full day and night.
To wit, we present these smaller (but no less important) Tales of the Jihad
to Destroy Barney the Dinosaur. Stories are grouped in rough chronological
order (as regards to publication: JU dating may vary) Anybody with missing
segments of an incomplete story should contact
The Fox and the Flame, by CyberPyro
War At the Local WalMart, by CyberPyro and Most Holy
Brother Lucas, by Samhain Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Author's Notes
Introduction to Chaos, by Tim R. Geier
Purple Loosestrife, by Dragonfyre Jones
The Return, by Centurion A.G. Cerberus Part 1, Part 2 (Incomplete)
The Cruise of the Lydia, by Richard D. Sanford, Jr. (Incomplete) Part 2, Part 3, Part 4
ANZAC Jihad, by Bobby Cox (Incomplete) Part 2, Part 3
Reformation, by Samhain
Effigy In Fire And Blood, by Most Holy and Team MAUL Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11
Requiem, by Kat Templeton (Under construction)
Part 1: Beginning Again
Part 2: The Green Hills of Marraketh
Operation: Mmmmm.... Sprinkles, by Jim Yearnshaw, et. al.
Untitled, by Aris Merquoni and Rob Bos
On the Offensive, by Rob Bos
JPV Induction Ceremony, August 1, 2000, by Joe Schneider (aka Puppeteer)
Alone In the Night, by DarkSide (aka Nemesis)
A Prelude, by Jim Yearnshaw
I Left My Sense In San Francisco, by Kat Templeton and Aris Merquoni