In the fall of 1996, the Jihad's warriors believed that no matter what B'harne threw at them, they could handle it.
Then the Hellwyrm returned, with a taste for vengance and new allies in the form of X'hirjq, a race of powerful alien warriors.
When the X'hirjq hordes land on Earth, the Jihad is thrown into the most desperate fight is has ever faced...
...and not everybody will make it out alive.
Operation: PHOENIX, begun in September 1995, is the earliest large-scale story by the Jihad's authors left in a mostly-intact state. While large amounts of PHOENIX are, in fact, missing, the majority of the story is still available, and the Archive copies should make some sort of sense.
If anybody has copes of PHOENIX stories not in the Archive, please contact the head Archivist at email@example.com.
Barney: The Babysitter by
Untitled essay by Jamal Qureshi.
Untitled essay by Shahrazad.
DragonFyr's Pronunciation on the State of the World and Happy Stuff (In Swahili with English subtitles), by Dan Jones
Barney vs. Individualism, by Terrell Henry.
Education, Commercialism and Barney, by Terrell Henry.
Barnee and the Antagonist, by Jeff Verzak.
"Barney & Friends" vs. "Sesame Street," A Comparison, by Aimee Yermish.
Untitled Essay by Amanda Van Rhyn.
The following works of creative fiction are in no way meant to represent nor misrepresent the Lyons Partnership, L.P., or their property Barney® the Purple Dinosaur or any other intellectual properties of the aforementioned Partnership, implicitly or explicitly. The fictional, demonic entity referred to as "B'harnii", "B'harne" and other nomenclature, only loosely based on the Barney® property, is not meant to represent nor tarnish the reputation of the Barney® property. Any potential use of the Barney® name falls within "fair use" as provided by 17 USC 1 § 107.
Warning: This section may contain descriptions of violence. Reader discretion is advised. As always, the Jihad does not condone Real Life violence against the Barney® characters, or any other living being.
Worldwalk Postscript - The Trial of Galand
Phoenix1 & Phoenix2 - the start of the invasion
Initial conflicts (Unless noted in story, assume all initial conflict stories occur simultaneously or nearly so --Mal)
Into the Madness, pt. 2
The Battle for Atlanta
Fade To Black
Things Get Worse
The Battle for TRES Corps
The Hunt for Samhain
The Death of Samhain
Things Get Weird
The Final Battle