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Who Knows What Evil...

Friend or Foe?

Slip Slidin' Away


Prelude to Terror

And My Fathers Before Me

Assembling the Troops

Introit: Praeceps Tranisto Spatum




Life Happens While You're Making Other Plans

I'm Still Standing

Tocsic Shock

Getting Lost

The Soviet Connection

Social Disconnection

The Flip Side


Across The Edge of Reality

Adventures in Destiny

A Friend In Need

Watch That First Step...

Aloha, and Welcome to Marraketh



One Day More

Symphonia Machina

Beyond the Shelves We Know

General Protection Fault

Out in the Cold

Destiny Obstacles, pt. 1

Paranoia and Moonlight

Sand Blasted

Party to Go, Vol. 2

All Along the Watchtower

The Warding

Meanwhile, in Chi-Lin...

Ventura Highway

Dog Eats Dog


Chance, Go Directly to Jail, Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200

The Great Outdoors pt. 1

A Night on the Town

The Great Outdoors pt. 2

Where the Hell's My Coffee?

Yesterday's Hero

Metropolis Now


Buenos Aires pt. 1

The Big House

Up From Dungeon's Dwell

Roughing It

Buenos Aires pt. 2

On the Road to Rhye...

Obstacles, pt. 2

The Road Less Travelled

Kick Your Friends


Strangers In the Night


Hopelessly Lost at Land


New World, Ancient City

Up Through the Mountains

Over the Mountains

A Trail Less Traversed

In the Great Underground Empire

Underground pt. 1

Druids of the Catacombs

Underground pt. 2

Secrets and Truths

Underground pt. 3

A Study in Crimson

Underground pt. 4

Repercussions, Etc.

Meanwhile, Back At The Ranch...

Fear & Loathing in Marraketh pt. 1: "Lies, deceit & treachery, but it's all in good fun!"

Fear & Loathing in Marraketh pt. 2: A Lyran in King Harldcast's Court

Those Who Walk With Evil

The Air Draconis Marraketh Express

Songbirds - Breakfast of Rangers

Movin' On Up

Please Fasten Your Seatbelts

Down in the Valley

Blink And You'll Miss It

Unless They're Idiots

Finally, the Mayhem!


Gratuitous Destruction

City of the Darned


It's Shooting Fire!


Ten Reasons It Sucks To Be a Cat

Do You Hear the People Sing? T

hey Shoot Spoungin, Don't They?

Home Again, Home Again


Already Gone

...and Back Again

"Would you like a refill?"

Epilouge: Home Again, Home Again

Epilouge: Paradigm Shift